Rank Sentimentalist 

Rank Sentimentalist…one who has suffered excessive hardships or tragedies in life and lacks the ability to enjoy themselves. Yet they still view the world as innately good and will never be satisfied with the mediocrity that most men accept. They realize their plight is in vain, but cannot help but continue to nudge themselves in that direction, usually intoxicated. Not to be confused with the famous quote in the movie Casablanca, where the the protagonist is accused of being a ‘rank sentimentalist’. Nothing like that.

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Rank Sentimentalist by richard blaine December 12, 2009

perverted sentimentality 

A funny way of saying LOVE.

Or an expression of intense desire.

Humanity is wracked with a perverted sentimentality.

perverted sentimentality by Bud E. June 2, 2018

sentimentalized eroticism

The act of being in a very sentimental state of eroticism. This may include sobbing on your partner in hopes of reaching climax. Inspiration for sexual acts through depressive tones and sequences.

Joanne loved to ski, however at night she experienced sentimentalized eroticism with her partner which helped her cope with her everyday life of skiing.

John instead of having a very joyful erotic experience with his partner he decided he didn’t feel to happy that day so he participated in sentimentalized eroticism that day.

sentimentalized eroticism by RileyNoctus407 February 14, 2023

gross sentimentality 

A new mental illness in which the afflicted person maintains relationships with people from the past who no longer wish to have anything to do with them. People having this affliction should seek professional help. This is a mild form of stalking and the afflicted person does not have their current emotional needs met and tries to console his or herself by looking into their past. These people also like to collect things from their youth and adolesence. Like an old salesman they go over their old leads (only the quality ones) and try to find something of value in the past, either acceptance, forgiveness, or re-assurance. It is unclear what would come of the person if they were actually to harvest one of these relationships and see themselves as successful in this respect. See also: stalker loser dumbass forrestgump

John is a real mess. Everytime his life gets tough he calls his ex-girlfriends and feels like he is right back with them even when that chick hasn't heard from him in years. I think he has gross sentimentality.

gross sentimentality by John Laurich March 12, 2007