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To be born into the name Selwin is among the worst of curses that can be bestowed upon any human being. Basically, a Selwin is a fatass, curry smelling, dumbshit that doesn't know the difference between his left nut and his right titty. If you are born into being a Selwin, I strongly advise you to change your name to either Rakesh, Rantali, or Santera- which all happen to be slightly cooler names but still retain the level of loserness that was given to you at birth.
"Hey look, it's Selwin!"
"God dammit, I heard he accidentally turned his penis inside out."
by mr.peabody July 02, 2016
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