secret simp 

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol

Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.

secret simp by Mugiwara no Ichi April 5, 2021

Secret Simpletons Society 

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.

definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.

Secret Simpletons Society by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010

secretsimproha 

secretsimproha is an amazing tiktoker that has a very kind heart. Her name is Roha and she has like two besties but she can sometimes be a annoying kid. NO boy likes her but she thinks everyone does...

Girl 1: dude you know seretsimproha she thinks every guy likes her.
Girl 2: yh ik but who knows somebody might like that tiktoker secretsimproha.

secretsimproha by somerandowholikesjars November 20, 2021

secretsimproha 

secretsimproha is an amazing tiktoker that has a very kind heart. Her name is Roha and she has like two besties but she can sometimes be a annoying kid. NO boy likes her but she thinks everyone does...

Girl 1: dude you know seretsimproha she thinks every guy likes her.
Girl 2: yh ik but who knows somebody might like that tiktoker secretsimproha.

secretsimproha by somerandowholikesjars November 20, 2021