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Schvinktophobia is the unnatural fear of the asshole or assholes.
It's the morning after a night of crippling drinking and now I've got schvinktophobia, I'm afraid to take a dump.
I can't go to that Conservative meeting due to my schvinktophobia, there's no way I can be around that many assholes.
by Dudley Houser January 27, 2017
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