Schrodinger's Wave 

When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.

"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"

"How so?"

"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."

"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."

Schrodinger's Wave by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023

Schrödinger (wave) equation

The Schrödinger wave equation is a quantum mechanical equation that is used to measure aspects of a particle in a quantum system. It was pioneered by theoretical physicist Erwin Schrödinger.

The Schrödinger (wave) equation in this most simple form can be written H^ Ψ = ΕΨ.

H^ is called the Hamiltonian operator, and is written as H with a hat ^ but I can’t type that lmao.

Schrödinger (wave) equation by LiamG2250 April 2, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016