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schnip schnip 

An Eastern European.

Derived from their accent - whenever they talk it sounds like they're saying "Schnip schnip schnip schnip schnip".

"Is the plumber you've got in to fit your bathroom English?"

"No, he's a schnip schnip. Most of the plumbers in London are nowadays."
schnip schnip by b_u_r_k_y April 5, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
can be used as a verb, noun or adj
some may describe its use as an explicative
I'm not busting your balls, but I will Schnip them.

Go Schnip yourself.

Ah Schnip it!

Since it's so nice out, I think I'll tell my boss to go schnip himself and get out of this schnippin city....
Schnip by Tobinardo April 11, 2010

schnip schnap du kleiner pädophil 

a response to the german saying "schnip schnap das kleine krokodil", which means "shnip shnap (cutting/choping/eating sounds) the little crocodile", (the response means "shnip shnap you little pedophile". this is used when an adult has said this to a child, and said because it rhymes.
schnip schnap das kleine krokodile! ("shnip shnap, the little crocodile!")
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schnip schnap du kleiner pädophil! ("shnip shnap, you little pedophile!)

schnip schnap 

A word to use when someone was being a bitch
“He was such a schnip schnap to Jessica last night
schnip schnap by Sabrina_memes November 20, 2017

schni schni

The vaginal cavity of a woman... Usually a nice vagina belonging to a good looking female. Schni Schni is the upper class of clitorises and could be considered GRADE A vagina.
Mark and Rory were looking for some nice schni schni and they found some at Dawn Walker's house.
schni schni by Millhouse n MRio April 12, 2005

Schnipschnip 

Hillu! Would you like to schnipschnip with me?

We schnipschniped last night.

Would you be interested in schnipschnipping
Schnipschnip by Ldavenport190 March 13, 2022
an exclamation used when exhilerated, angry or trying to get someone's attention (or all of the above)

(rod's definition, is the definative - daboz's is rubbish)
"Schnap!" (shortly followed by) "Hey! You! Listen!"
"Schna-aaaaaap!" (as if on rollercoaster)
"SCHNAP!" (follwed by i broke my penci, or that truck just rolled over my toe)
schnap! by rod fleming November 18, 2003
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