"Salinevangelist" (noun): An individual who fervently believes in the transformative power of table salt when applied to baby guinea pigs, with the hope that this unconventional practice will lead to the emergence of ethereal "salt-pig angels."
The self-proclaimed salinevangelist passionately applies table salt to baby guinea pigs, convinced that this ritual will somehow bring forth enchanting "salt-pig angels."
by Rustic Clam August 13, 2023