Russelling

Behavior that simulates actual work, while, in reality, not performing work at all

Programming emails in the morning to be sent out at various times during the day while spending the rest of the day at the bar drinking Margaritas.

What are you doing today Joe?
I am Russelling!

by Russeller January 7, 2013

Russelling

Russelling is to be dating or going for girls 10 or plus years younger than you.

A slightly older more advanced version of cradle snatching usually associated with older guys in their late 20's and teenage girls.

"Have you seen Richard lately?"

"Yeah, heard he's Russelling that girl from Med High."

by 192. April 14, 2014

Russelling

Russelling is the act of a guy moving in on a girl who his (supposed) mate has been trying to chat up. The "Russelling Potency Level" increases in correlation to; the effort put in by the first guy; the connection to the activities involved in the first effort and the the knowledge of these efforts by the second guy; how well the two guys know each other; and, how hot she is.

Not to be confused with rustling, which is usually used in reference to stealing horses, though it may be applicable if both guys are drunk and she fits the definition.

Come to the party, but no russelling!
He was just russelled!

by Oishyasan October 29, 2015

Russelling

To snitch or tattletale.

Dude why did were you Russelling.

by Useless and whatever April 18, 2022

Russelling The Peter

When you’re watching Russell Peters stand ups and the act while deep throat sucking a Di**k/Dildo or what ever you’re putting in your mouth these days, and laugh/choke on what he delivered during that special. #IRusselledThePeter No one got a hurt real bad

My husband and I were watching Russell Peters stand up Red White and Brown and while I was Russelling The Peter (sucking his D**k,) I laughed/choked during that pre-recorded of his dads voice “Someone is going To get a hurt real bad “..

by Ninaturtle August 25, 2021

Jack Russelling

To grab your girlfriends anus hair between your teeth and shake your head vigorously. Just like a Jack Russell wrestling with a piece of rope.

Similiar to motorboating but rectal and hairy.

I was Jack Russelling a girl I met in town all night and now my neck hurts.

by Daddybot October 3, 2012

Jack Russelling

To grab your partners anal hair between your teeth and shake your head vigorously, much like a Jack Russel wrestling with a piece of rope.

"Bro, see that girl accross the bar, I am so gonna be Jack Russelling her later"

by Daddybot July 10, 2012