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ro sham box 

A game to: A) Test threshold of pain or B)played in order to solve a dispute. The game is played by using to female opponents. The opponents then kick each other in the vagina in spaced intervals. Or in "Professional Ro Sham Box" a kicker or kickers are nominated to perform the succession of kicks so as to present the kicks within the same degree of leg/kick strength.
Whichever contestant is still standing is the undisputed winner.
Jenny and Marsha were squabbling over who was going to get the "Free pedicure" coupon. Jenny then challenged Marsha to Ro Sham Box. Marsha, with a look of competitive ferocity, agreed.
Marsha's brother Tim stood in as ref and gave Jenny the signal.
Jenny's foot slammed upward into Marsha's crotch with the force of an NFL field goal kicker! Marsha flinched but held out, recovered and then stood tall. She then followed suite and kicked out into Jenny's va jay jay with such a mighty momentum that it caused Jenny to double over, squealing like a little sissy.
Because Jen never got up, Marsha was awarded title of champion!
ro sham box by fifi8215 May 14, 2008
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roshambox 

The game Roshambox was invented as a female Roshambo equivalent. Though instead of using this game to settle disputes it is used mostly in a playful manner. Any impact with the Vagina is counted in the game. Feet are not allowed. Stealth is key, if a boxer is detected in boxing position the intended boxee recieves one free box.

There is a point scoring system (this is only an example rubric):

Slap = 1 point
Upper Cut = 3 points
Knuckle Sangwich = 5 points
Wrap Around = 8 points
Between the Legs = 9 points
Headbutt = 10 points
Girl 1: "Why is Ashley on the floor clutching her cooter?"

Girl 2: "Because I just gave her a Knuckle Sangwich!"

Girl 1: "Roshambox baby; five points!"

(Both girls enjoy a high-five)
roshambox by Ray J November 16, 2006

roshambox 

A game in which two females kick each other in the snatch. Whoever is last girl standing wins. This game can be played to either solve a dispute or win money.
The game, like Ro sham Bo, must be played using the feet as weapons. No other weapons, such as the hand, are allowed.
"Jessica, my cootch is throbbing!"
"Why is your cootch throbbing Chrissy?"
"Me and Janine were kicking each other in the snatch earlier. We were going round for round. I won, but I received 32 kicks from Janine in order to win. It was worth it. Adam is now mine, she has to lay off."
"You guys Roshamboxed for Adam?"
"Yeah"
"Bitch! Why wasn't I there? There's nothing more exciting than Roshambox...except Third Party Ro Sham Bo, that's the shit!"
roshambox by Jessieblondie November 23, 2007
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