Riding Shirt

A gentleman's shirt, typically his most expensive and alluring, which is saved for occasions when he so wishes to maximise his chances of partaking of sexual intercourse with a woman.

Me: "Hey Dave, think you might score tonight?"

Dave: "Definitely. I do have my riding shirt on in all fairness, I'm guaranteed to hook up"

by mavrick1579 March 17, 2011

riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park

"i was riding the shart on my way home today"

by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021