A former gay person who can test people claiming to be gay by sexual means but not seeking pleasure in it.
Steve:Hi Dave,did you hear the news,Gary is gay.
Dave:No he isn't.
Steve:How do you know?
Dave:because last week I heard this rumer and cornered him and tried to kiss him and he just was just gonna barf.thats why he isn't gay.
Steve:wow man,I didn't know you are gay.
Dave: I'm not.i was gay.now I'm a retired gay!
Dave:No he isn't.
Steve:How do you know?
Dave:because last week I heard this rumer and cornered him and tried to kiss him and he just was just gonna barf.thats why he isn't gay.
Steve:wow man,I didn't know you are gay.
Dave: I'm not.i was gay.now I'm a retired gay!
by Ajax Marshal October 28, 2020