raisin muncher

1. Someone who willing eats raisins. Usually also wears socks with sandals, listens to soft rock and enjoys other perverse snacks such as Fig Newtons, date squares and mince pies. Mostly found in the wild in the United Kingdom and its former colonies.

2. A tight-arse.

1. I always suspected that Steve was a raisin muncher, but today I confirmed it when I found an empty Sun-Maid box on his desk.

2. Rick: Did you hear that the mayor is going to increase property taxes by 0.1% and use the money to fund special education programs? This is ridiculous.
Bob: Are you listening to yourself? Quit being a raisin muncher.

raisin muncher by lewis1901 June 24, 2016