jailblazer 

the destruction of self and team through your own careless, stupid, and often illegal activities. In other words, squandering the sum of the parts. Nickname given to the NBA's Portland Trailblazers for obvious reasons.

Fan 1: "I can't believe the Blazers lost again."
Fan 2: "Hard to win when half your team is facing drug charges and the other half just doesn't give a crap."
Fan 1: "well, I suppose they don't call them the jailblzers for nothin'"

Student 1: "dude, got some weed in my locker - let's go"
Student 2: "hey jailblazer, we got our team presentation in 2 hours!"

Monica: "do you need some intern services?"
Bill: "I'm so glad you asked, that way I won't get accused of forcing myself on you, like Paula, Kathleen, and Juanita."
Monica: "why, you little jailblazer..."

jailblazer by workinglate February 8, 2007

Rimblazer

A vile fart, often silent, that burns the rim of the anus upon exiting. Rimblazers often cause great discomfort to the person releasing them as well as all persons within a 10 foot radius.

I keep having rimblazers because of that bad food I ate.

Rimblazer by GoatOnTurtle September 25, 2008

Mexican Trailblazer 

When you put a habanero pepper into a girl's rectum, and then proceed to have SEXUAL intercourse with her, then afterwards proceed to drag her buttocks across the floor, creating a trail of body fluids and habanero pepper juice.

-bro my youth pastor gave all of us Mexican Trailblazers last night!

-Shyus bro! That stuff is the tits!

Mexican Trailblazer by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014

digital trailblazer

A term used to describe a person who has created something original, using electronic technology, and then posted it online, usually in a way that draws substantial attention.

The prolific and incomparably witty Dr. Bunnygirl is one of the most well-known digital trailblazers of all time, having contributed more than 1,700 words and phrases to Urban Dictionary.

digital trailblazer by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2022

Chevy Trailblazer 

The Chevrolet TrailBlazer is a mid-size SUV produced by the Chevrolet division of American automaker General Motors. It was introduced in 1999 as an upscale trim line of the Blazer. The TrailBlazer won the North American Truck of the Year award in 2002. The 4.2L I6 Atlas LL8 won Ward's Best Engine from 2002-2004 with innovative features such as DOHC, Variable Valve Timing (VVT) on the exhaust camshaft, and GM's Patented "Lost-Foam" casting process.

I drive a Chevy Trailblazer and that shit is hot.

Chevy Trailblazer by Lisa Lamkin June 12, 2008

Trailblazers 

An NBA team located in Portland, Oregon, commonly referred to as the "Blazers." The franchise holds the longest consecutive playoff streak in history. The team is named the Trailblazers because of Lewis and Clark who passed through Oregon while exploring the West.

Dude 1: The Trailblazers are the best team in the NBA, Kevin Pritchard is a genius.

Non-Dude 2: Dude, the teams from LA are better.

Dude 1: LA sucks, you suck, your gene pool sucks.

Trailblazers by Brentford April 10, 2009

Wyoming Trailblazer

When 2 people connect a tube like object between their asses and one proceeds to shit into the tube so that it goes into the other persons asshole

Yo what you do last night Bobby?
Me and George had a Wyoming Trailblazer at his house

Wyoming Trailblazer by YeetBoysExpress October 9, 2019