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raccoon sex 

When a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a raccoon. Thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.
Linda was quite embarrassed to find that she had been a victim of Tom's notorious "raccoon sex" routine, and clumsily picked up the Cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.
raccoon sex by Mandu Bell March 29, 2007
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racoon sex

similar in nature to the donkey punch. Instead of a punch to the back of the head you give her two black eyes then run outside and kick over her garbage can.
brah i totally gave her the racoon sex last night.
racoon sex by Sarah and Sean January 11, 2008