(Pronounced, 'Kell boo-majh')

Definition: Major bummer. Total drag. Accept the inevitable.
He: Dude, I tried my best to get tickets to Tool but they were, like, totally sold out...

She: Quell bummage!

He: Totally, dude, yeah, like, what a fu**kin' bummer, man...
by Have the T-Shirt February 21, 2007
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