qqaazzwwssxxeeddccrrffvvttggbbyyhhnnuujjmmiikkoollpp 

when you have reached such an extreme level of boredom that you have already wrote qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdspoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassddffgghhjjkkllzzxxccvvbbnnmm, and mmnnbbvvccxxzzllkkjjhhggffddssaappooiiuuyyttrreewwqq.

"hey bob i hate you so qqaazzwwssxxeeddccrrffvvttggbbyyhhnnuujjmmiikkoollpping much."

qqaazzwwssxxeeddccrrffvvttggbbyyhhnnuujjmmiikkoollpp by dontmakememad May 8, 2018

qqaazzwwssxxeddccrrffvvttggbbyyhhnnuujjmmiikkoollp 

You have nothing better to do and your bored out of your mind, so you decide to double all the letters on the keyboard. ( Oh and you also already wrote qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qwertyuiopasdfghklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq and qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm).

Jack : Hey I am so bored I typed qqaazzwwssxxeddccrrffvvttggbbyyhhnnuujjmmiikkoollp
Henry : O.M.G.
Henry : You need serious help

qqaazzwwssxxeddccrrffvvttggbbyyhhnnuujjmmiikkoollp by qqaazzwwssxxeeddccrrffvvttggbb May 16, 2018

qqaazzwwssxxeeddcrrffvvttggbbyyhhnnuujjmmiikkoollpp 

Well, seems this is the most bored you've been in your entire life. You went ahead and typed the entire keyboard left to right top to bottom twice. congrats?

oh god please cure my boredom, I am so bored that I just wrote"qqaazzwwssxxeeddcrrffvvttggbbyyhhnnuujjmmiikkoollpp"

qqaazzwwssxxeeddcrrffvvttggbbyyhhnnuujjmmiikkoollpp by Sniper Monke June 10, 2021

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019