"Dude, Adam did you fuck Rachael last night?"
"
Yeah man, but it was so gross. She had a pussy piñata. She could probably fit my head in that thing. So i bailed and went home and jacked it. But that was even worse because when I felt like I was cumming I looked down and I had Dark Cum going all over my leather
assless chaps. It was
the worst night of my life."