Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.
Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!
by HOSDOG November 19, 2007
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