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Pretend Shoes=Pretentious

Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.

pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.

1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...

2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.

3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?
by thatbastard December 01, 2009
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