Porktune Share definition Flag The song your parents probably pork'ed it to. The most popular song on the radio 9 months before you were born. That awkward moment when you find out your Mom's favorite song happens to be your porktune. Porktune by xanny pacquiao February 24, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Porktune mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch