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poop scootch

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.
My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.
by Marlo D December 17, 2021
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poop scotch

a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.
1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"
by samstown1 May 9, 2010
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Noun: a no good, ditry, rotten person (dirt bag)
Verb: to get the best, (serve), or (dis) someone or something.
You are a Poop Scotch, Dam Homie you just got Poop Scotched!!, I'm gonna Poop Scotch me a deal on them Rims.
by Caroline Forseth April 9, 2008
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Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
by anonymous May 5, 2017
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an explicative used when something bad has happened to you, but you dont think is very important.
Did i just get shot in the leg? Poopscotch!
by redbomber0 October 12, 2005
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The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.
Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!
by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005
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Poopscooch

Adjective- Used to define one who is acting like an asshole and/or douchebag.
Dude jeff just totally cock blocked me, what a poopscooch.
by Iget Madpuss December 30, 2009
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