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When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.

My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.

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poop scotch

a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.

1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"

poop scotch by samstown1 May 9, 2010

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Poop Scotch

Noun: a no good, ditry, rotten person (dirt bag)
Verb: to get the best, (serve), or (dis) someone or something.

You are a Poop Scotch, Dam Homie you just got Poop Scotched!!, I'm gonna Poop Scotch me a deal on them Rims.

Poop Scotch by Caroline Forseth April 9, 2008

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Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.

Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.

poop scotch by anonymous May 5, 2017

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poopscotch

an explicative used when something bad has happened to you, but you dont think is very important.

Did i just get shot in the leg? Poopscotch!

poopscotch by redbomber0 October 12, 2005

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Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

Poopscotch by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005

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Poopscooch

Adjective- Used to define one who is acting like an asshole and/or douchebag.

Dude jeff just totally cock blocked me, what a poopscooch.

Poopscooch by Iget Madpuss December 30, 2009

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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