A poop retreat occures when doing a #2 while aiming sideways in a specific angle to make use of the curving half-pipe structure of the common variety of toilet bowls. A poop retreat signifies a high velocity poop that returns to the creator's rectum.
"Hey Rik, you are not looking that well."
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"
by LizardK1ng November 24, 2014