poonscape 

The view one has from between the thighs of a female human. Poonscapes can be beautiful, when well maintained, much like an unspoiled moonscape, or with lack of maintenance can be quite disturbing much like finding corn under the foreskin of your uncircumcised penis the morning after having drunken anal sex.

After munching happily until Samantha reached her 4th climax, Charles gazed with a sense of awe and accomplishment at the poonscape he was about to conquer by planting his flag inside.

poonscape by EdmontonBoy July 7, 2010

poonyaporn 

the act of being strange in several ways and then describing your spazzes as 'asian'.

that girl is such a poonyaporn! and I love her!

poonyaporn by swizzlestick21 March 14, 2009

Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.

Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping

Poonapping by mtfrkl March 11, 2015

PoonCan 

A word that describes a va-jay-jay that literally CAN go to pound town, loves the beat down, but stay out of the brown and be found on SoundHound!

Simmer Thinks that Settle’s PoonCan is the warmest and silkiest that he has ever fucked... WOW how her Poon Can take The beat down all the way to pound town.

PoonCan by Simmerin is Settlin down March 8, 2019

poongap 

The space between a girls thighs, usually found in ladies of the skinnier variety with not so much of the flesh on their bones.

Bloody hell Steve, look at the Poongap on that, she wouldn't catch any pigs!

poongap by SammyPeeps April 2, 2009

Pooscapades 

Anecdotes and jokes surrounding all things faecal.

Man 1: Remember that time I had gastric flu and I exploded all over my cruise ship cabin toilet?!

Man 2: I do. Now back to work...enough of these shitty pooscapades.

Pooscapades by Supermoo19 December 18, 2011

poonapotomus

The overweight sea cow that you'll have sex with.

Man that hot chick won't fuck me, guess I'm gonna have to get with that poonapotomus

poonapotomus by duTiFul April 9, 2009