poon flakes 

The next morning's remnants that flake from the vagina after a long night of vigorous rug munching, usu. eaten with milk.

Looks like someone had a big ol' bowl of Poon Flakes this morning.

That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.

Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?

poon flakes by Flake Master March 24, 2004

Pornflakes 

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.

"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".

Pornflakes by guntherer January 6, 2009

pooflakes 

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

pooflakes by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

pornflakes 

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.

when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.

pornflakes by chrispyq March 8, 2013

pornflakes 

A low budget porno shot in a grocery store.

DID YOU SEE THAT OLD FUCK EJACULATE CORNSYURP IN THAT PORNFLAKES VIDEO?

pornflakes by bunnymoney August 21, 2011

poopflakes 

See Andrew H. meaning or pertaining to the act of farting underwater with consequences!

Circa: 1977 bathing in bath tub with brother. Bubble bubble.

Brother: Whoops! I farted!
Us: Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Me: What the!!!!
Us: GET OUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! Poopflakes

poopflakes by Heavy Deeeeeeeeeeee February 6, 2010

PornFlakes 

A name that is mainly used in Roblox by 12 year olds.

Yes my friend PornFlakes will join soon.

PornFlakes by xxPornFlakesxx May 26, 2018