pooey cooch 

A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.

Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.

Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?

Daughter: Front to back!

Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?

pooey cooch by pooch763 September 25, 2009

Poopy cooch 

A girl who wipes from back to front

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me

Poopy cooch by Tatd_girl March 9, 2024

poopy coochie 

when a girl wipes from back to front after taking a shit

lance: she had a poopy coochie
harden: ewww

poopy coochie by torena May 4, 2021

poopycooch 

the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf

My ex-wife had poopycooch that I just couldn't get close to.

poopycooch by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007