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point job 

To point at a target with one's index finger in a mocking gesture while simulating jerkin' off with the other hand and making orgasmic faces and grunts (Typically done when intoxicated) Abbreviation: "pj" Plural: "pjs"
As we walked by some tools we passed on the street, we gave a couple of point jobs to let em know what we thought of them.
point job by Chet Liedl December 19, 2003
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Mexican Paint Job 

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.
"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

The one-walled paint job 

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.
"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

College Paint Job 

A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
College Paint Job by hahasuka June 4, 2020

swedish paint job 

When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.
That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.
swedish paint job by Shuey August 11, 2015

Unicorn Paint Job 

When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)
"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"

sneaky paint job

When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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