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pizza car

A small, used older car, usually Japanese in origin. Often driven by a young man who works part time as pizza delivery driver.
"Hey John, Sweet Sentra dude, did Domino's co-sign the pizza car loan!?"
by Giuseppe Immanuel Lewis June 17, 2020
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Car Pizza

Leftover pizza that is reheated by being left in a car with the windows closed in direct sunlight. May seem gross at first, but the overall quality and enjoyability is greater than if microwaved.
Car pizza is a good alternative to soggy, shitty microwaved pizza.
by Count Grimhook July 23, 2012
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pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!
by aGamer... November 20, 2013
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Sicilian pizza carousel

ACT: when the male is on the bottom of sexual intercourse and he proceeds to smack the female in the face with a large Sicilian pizza while simultaneously spinning her on his shaft in a carousel fashion
by AZN_andr3w March 27, 2009
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pizza cart

The BEST pizza place in Utah. Located in a itty bitty city called Cedar City. The pizzas make your mouth run like a waterfall and will blow your fucking mind! Great gelato and salads too!
Steve: Want to go to Centro Pizza tonight?

Julie: Hell no, The Pizza Cart is 1,000 times better! Let's go there!
by TheGreatMaiden August 23, 2017
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cardboard pizza

n. any pre-packaged frozen pizza with a tough thin crust of cardboard consistancy; can also refer to thicker pies with a similarly crappy crust.

a cardboard pizza can usually be identified by its cardboard backing.
"hey honey, throw a coardboard pizza in the oven and I'll get us a movie."
by Raccoon December 16, 2003
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Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
by Tannasgh May 7, 2018
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