The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.
I figured, 'What harm could one more Stella do?' Turned out it was my pint of no return.
by The Commodore August 27, 2008
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The point while eating a pint of ice cream after which the only reasonable course of action is to finish the entire pint of ice cream and feel like a pig rather than putting the remaining ice cream back in the freezer
Susan had only wanted to eat a single serving of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream with her late-night Gilmore Girls marathon, but unable to stop herself, she soon crossed the pint of no return.
by Atticus_21 June 6, 2018
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