Use to describe Messi fans since none of them are above the age of 14 unless they are part of the ESPN meat-munching cult where they pleasure themselves to Messi fraudulently winning Ballon D'ors. Most of them are still in primary school so they don't get any homework, they research CR7's opponent's to not feel insecure as they always do. If you speak facts to them, they will start to bark at you and since they have they IQ of a 6 year old with down syndrome.
"Why do no females talk to me and why am I adopted?"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"
by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023