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1. when Edward Fortyhands isn't enough to fuck you up, and you feel you need a challenge; the game generally ends in the participants death

2. an explanation for why some one would do something completely fucked up, or any explanation at all really
1. fuck my life, time to get drunk as shit, patron hands!!!!!

2. guy 1 "dude why is andrew passed out balls up naked in the living room?" guy 2 "patron hands"
by axis6a August 14, 2010
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