pata mobile 

pata meaning foot in spanish.
when you dont have a car so u walk form place to place.using your pata mobile

juan-"man i dont have a car i have a pata mobile"
ricky-"dayum you have to walk everywhere?!?!"

pata mobile by mariah.h September 21, 2005

patamobile 

I Tex-Mex phrase stating that you're too poor to get a car so you have to get around using your feet.

e.g. 1
person a)Hey ese how did you get here?
person b) pos tu sabes loosly translated into(you know) I used the patamobile!

e.g. 2
person a) check it out vato, I got some new J's for the patamobile!
person b) my bad ese I upgrated to a 6 cylinder

e.g. 3
Hey can you give me a ride to the store in your patamobile?

patamobile by Felicia Garcia October 22, 2007

Paramobile 

Any vehicle that is drawn to, and/or attracts out of the ordinary, unexplainable situations without input from the operator, and/or passengers.

Paramobiles have frequent and unexplainable situations and/or encounters which are often reported as follows:

Initiation of systems without input. i.e., engine, radio, sun roof, etc starting, opening and/or engaging without input from an operator.
Attacks and/or damage by animals and/or creatures who's identity and genetic origin is without a scientific example recorded elsewhere. No one will believe you either.

Entities showing up within headlight range, possibly even in the road, then disappearing without being run over.

Unexplained scents, movements, etc, within the interior of the vehicle.

An unexplained draw to odd places, i.e.:

breaking down in front of an alligator farm;

long stretch of lonely road with no cell tower within range for help;

in front of isolated boot hill cemeteries;

off ramp of busy highway during 5 o'clock traffic, with perhaps half a house being hauled on a truck behind you; unexplained apparitions of passengers who appear and disappear within the confines of the vehicle.

Many other examples exist, yet are too numerous to list here. If you can identify with one of these situations, you can, most likely, add an odder descriptive from your own experience.

Paramobile by Trystia June 19, 2009

Patmobile 

A 3-wheeled contrivance, propelled by means of many small shakes.

The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.

The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.

The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.

Behold, one patmobile approacheth !
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .

Patmobile by driehoekkoeliekoek May 26, 2010

ParaMobile 

A behind the scenes social media guru who manipulates the web as effortlessly from a mobile device as he does from a desktop to provide content for your favorite social sites when you don't have the experience or time.

My business is way behind the curve and I can't twitter to save my life. I need to find a paramobile to handle this so i can devote my time elsewhere.

ParaMobile by mythmker November 16, 2009