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party minge 

ok. . . so you and your lady for the evening have been raving it up doing drugs, drinking and anything else that makes your sweat stink in a sweaty night club for about 8 hours.
you finally make it to bed (or wherever it is that takes your fancy) and start getting busy.
only to find your partners genital area stinks of dead fish in cheese sauce. an you'd sooner gag than get lickin and suckin.
we've all been there.
id have licked her out but she had dirty party minge.
party minge by michael johnny November 10, 2006
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party midget 

A midget that one brings to raucous, frat-like parties in order to entertain large crowds with its novelty value.
"Man, I can't believe Jason brought the party midget to Downtime! This place is totally bumpin' now!"
party midget by Hernando Potér September 10, 2005

Midget Party

A party where a normal sized people get a bunch of midgets and beat them up and throw them around everywhere.
Me and Connor had a Midget Party and beat up some midgets.
Midget Party by hobo4rizzle February 7, 2009

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether
He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?
Midget Party by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015

Panty Minger 

That dog is a real Panty Minger.
That Panty Minger across the street is a real Panty Minger.
Panty Minger by Foxmiles July 25, 2022

Partymonger 

A person that will always convince you to party, especially if you're unmotivated or hungover.
Lyle: "I'm so shakey and bloated, I will never party again. I retire."
Sage: "Don't be a fag on Natturday... let's shotgun some Natty and start this game of wizard sticks."
Lyle: "You're such a partymonger! Where would I be without you? My Nattmare is over!"
Partymonger by Burt Bitchin October 15, 2014

partyfinger

When you finger 10 chicks up the ass at a party and then get your bitch drunk and donkeypunch her out and stick your finger in her mouth for 15 minutes.
Johnny's quite the wild kid. At Jamie's party last night, he partyfingered his bitch, Wilma.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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