Panaca

The giant penis monster, a powerful minor diety. Lives in the Godland. Stays drunk for many days. Is known to erupt from football fields. Due to events leading up to it becoming a god, it has taken a liking to teaching chemistry; it becomes hard with knowledge, spewing said knowledge over students. Ken Jackso La, the false prophet, was defeated by the Panaca. Blaine Manning is the accidental child of the Panaca and Vagana. For the Panaca's origin story, see Story of the Panaca, Vol. 1.

"Praise be to the Great Panaca!"
"The Panaca will rape you if you don't be careful."

by Randallus July 4, 2008