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A group or family (esp. tourists) that shows up and crowds a beach at noon, which is when most of the surfers are leaving. Usually used in a demeaning way.
Glad we're gettin' outta here, all the noon goons are showing up.

Fuck man an entire clan of noon goons just piled out of their SUV.
by mywhat May 20, 2009
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