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A noob that is so noobish in their ways, beliefs, and actions that they are sometimes mistaken for a ass.

According to Jim is the noobis maximus of all sitcoms.

noobis maximus by D to the Bizzle March 31, 2008

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Noobus Maximus

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.

DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1

Noobus Maximus by illEATurHARTout March 18, 2005

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noobus maximus

The ancient Latin term for a n00b during the days of the Roman Empire. It now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.

Emperor Nero was total noobus maximus.
...or
Kid 1: I just failed my basic English class.
Kid 2: You're a noobus maximus.

noobus maximus by Skyther Gitlow January 16, 2007

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Maximus Noobius

The scientific term used for a noob.

I was playing Gears online and I totally murdered this maximus noobius. Victory is sweet!

Maximus Noobius by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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