nippons [nipp-ons]

1. nippons- the state of obvious protuberance of the nipples, or when ones nipples are visibly hard, due to cold weather, friction, or possibly physical arousal.

2. nippons can be compared to a man's penis when erect, commonly called a 'hard on'

examples 1. wow, you must be cold, you have nippons nipp-ons

2. I can't wear this top, you can see my nippons nipp-ons

3. I get nippons nipp-ons when I rub against you

syn-nipples, breasts,

ant-bra, smooth, not visible

related-nipples, nippies, nippy, nipply

misspellings-nipponz, nipons

nippons [nipp-ons] by invisivel July 18, 2011

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nippons

A word describing erect nipples, coming from combining the words "NIPPles" and "hard ONS"

1-brrrr turn up the heat in here l've got some nippon action here.

2-if you rub nipples the right way they get little nippons...

nippons by kater July 11, 2004

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nippons

hard nipples, hard long nipples sometimes,mostly popping out and can be seen through a womans shirt

hey justin my nippons are bigger than your erection u stump dick

nippons by stumpy justin April 16, 2005

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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