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nipple bud 

The unofficial word for the fleshy part of the nipple that gets hard and erect like a tiny frozen bubble of gum or a teensy little rosebud.
It is located in the middle of the areola (the flat area of the nipple that fades into the rest of the skin and sometimes gets little bumps of its own when cold).
Nipple buds are way fun when someone (or yourself) plays with them, and they are an excellent indicator that you need to take a break from shopping in the refrigerated foods section.
I didn't wear a bra yesterday because all of them were in the washing machine. It wasn't good because my nipple buds kind of chaffed under my sweater and when I got home I had to rub shea butter on them.
nipple bud by PeachDaiquiri October 18, 2009
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Nipple buddy 

making your nipples match up with your partners while having sex and making them talk to each other and become friends
I've never ever been nipple buddies with anyone. I'm sooo happy to have u as my first and last ever. Lol

You are my first and one and ONLY nipple buddy EVER too...lol

Awwww.... You have no idea how happy I am!!! We were virgins!!!
Nipple buddy by DR TBAGG November 14, 2011

nipple buddy 

two friends that share the love for eachothers hard nipples on a winters night.
one nipple buddy wanting the other to feel their hard nipple.
nipple buddy by nipplebuddyA February 19, 2011

Nippletude 

When an individual's attitude and demeanor becomes extremely sensitive and emotionally tender with regards to certain subjects and specific criticisms and/or comments.
Howard is so sensitive about his job performance. Any time his boss or co-worker tries to make a suggestion, he always cops a Nippletude. A crude reference to sensitive nipples.
Nippletude by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Nipplebumkiss

a dirty word used to describe large bitches who go to walmart and cant get free lepoard print flip flops to save their life.
Did you see that Nipplebumkiss hitting on katie at the party?
Nipplebumkiss by Deano the Beano August 13, 2008

Nipplebum 

Insult shouted by my 4 year old cousin to my other for year old cousin
"Shut up Nipplebum!"
Nipplebum by Markyboi April 27, 2004

nippleburger 

When you want to say 'nigger" but a young kid or some adult is near by, and you don't want to get your ass wooped
"Of course that nippleburger's in jail!"
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