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Niggardry
the used to identify the pure malice and hatred some niggas use to fuck up your life any and all the time. it can only be fought off with anti-niggardry tools like books, jobs applications, responsibilty, and popeyes chicken.
hater: aye nigga you aint even all that, i hope you die twice tomorrow!
sensible negro: aye man quit spreadin all that niggardry around here. thats black magic
hater: what you gon do nigga!!???
sensible negro: *pulls out a book* READ NIGGA!!!
Hater: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*melts into the darkness*
sensible negro: aye man quit spreadin all that niggardry around here. thats black magic
hater: what you gon do nigga!!???
sensible negro: *pulls out a book* READ NIGGA!!!
Hater: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*melts into the darkness*
Niggardry by newsome280 April 9, 2009
Related Words
Niggertry • niggertron • Niggerdry • Niggertrain • Niggertree • niggetry • Niggertory • NiggerTrade • niggertrometry • niggertruck
Niggerrape
When a fried-chicken loving, watermelon ass nigger runs into your house and inserts his BBC inside of you and then ejaculates a fuck ton of cum into you and/or your children and wife, then he proceeds too steal all of your shit and then run away from the white cops that automatically shoot at him even though they don't know if he has done anything.
Niggerrape by Oof32111 July 12, 2019
faze niggerboy
FaZe Niggerboy is the most niggerist of niggers straight out of Africa usually a large nigger who hits 360 nigger swaps
faze niggerboy by Vifst September 12, 2016
Niggatry
Used to describe a(n) (impressive, shocking, surprising, weird) situation that was caused by a nigga.
Guy 1: Yo, did you see that nigga doin wheelies and shit on the highway yesterday? He didn't even fall.
Guy 2: Sounds like some niggatry to me.
Guy 2: Sounds like some niggatry to me.
Niggatry by AestheticLotus May 22, 2017
niggertron
The Niggertron is an advanced piece of social engineering technology. It is a machine that consists of a chamber, that can contain a man, and a separate fuel chamber.
A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
The Niggertron is a green appliance that is predicted to be in every modern home next decade. Presidential approval pending.
niggertron by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.