A nigger ficus is when you invite a black guy over to eat and he gets a giant piece of salad stuck in his teeth and won't stop talking.
Tyrone went to the country club for dinner with his white girlfriend. He had a huge salad piece stuck in his pearly whites and we all just kept staring at him. My grandmother whispered "why jumping Jehoshaphat, is that the biggest nigger ficus you've ever seen?"
by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
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