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niggar ball 

Scenario where most of any basketball court is swarmed by african americans to the point where a person might as well forget about playing basketball for the rest of the day. If you dare call next, you will find that theres are alread 3-4 people who called next anyway so the average wait time (if you call is even honored) is 3 hours for your next game. Often however, people will deliberately forget you had called 'next' in the first place, so you may have to wait an additional hour or two before your first game.
1. No man, I ain't down to play here today, niggar ball is in full effect.

2. I am not down for niggar ball today. I just want to shoot around.
niggar ball by JoeOnTheGo June 1, 2006
Words you can keep

nigga ball 

Yo homie we playin' some nigga ball today?
nigga ball by pooshoe May 15, 2006

nigger ball 

Throw out most of the real basketball rules. The NBA now runs on NO "turning it over", NO "palming the ball", NO "walking two steps without a dribble", all these rule violations are now gone.
NBA Basketball no longer follows rules. Forget Larry Byrd, even Magic Johnson.
There is no PRO BASKETBALL with RULES.
IT IS NOW JUST NIGGER BALL.
Can you see anybody not palming the ball and doing a layup from center court. Impossible, but the refs allow it. It is not real basketball, it is nigger ball.
nigger ball by buddhaprince April 30, 2009

nigger ball 

A game that is played by white people in an area mostly populated with black people.

Instructions:
1) Drive around in a car with a ball, it can be any type of ball.
2) Roll down the windows and throw the ball at the black person of your choice
3) Yell "NIGGER!!!!" as you throw it.
4) If you miss, you have to get the ball.

5) If you hit him, drive like hell.

Rinse and repeat until you either get shot, arrested, or killed
I would play nigger ball, but I will most likely get shot or beat up playing it

Nigger Ball 

When you go out you grab a tennis ball.
If you see you a nigger, open the window scream "NIGGER!!" at the top of your lungs and throw the ball. There are three outcomes:
1)You hit him and get a point
2)You miss and have to retrieve the ball
3)He catches it and you have to go ask for it back
PERSON 1: You wanna play some nigger ball
PERSOn 2: Hell yeah brother, let's get some niggers
Nigger Ball by Chemotherapy August 4, 2019

Nigga ball jones

The strongest nigga in the order of nigger. He is omnipotent and has the ability to change in race and size.
If you eat your vegetables you might as strong as nigga ball jones
Nigga ball jones by Sackboy69 July 8, 2021

horny nigga ball tugging 

when a fucking horny ass nigga, really wants to tug your balls, or is tugging your balls right now while youre reading this

this is a part of cock and ball torture (CBT) which you can find on wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
my boy is right now horny nigga ball tugging me
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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