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niggar ball 

Scenario where most of any basketball court is swarmed by african americans to the point where a person might as well forget about playing basketball for the rest of the day. If you dare call next, you will find that theres are alread 3-4 people who called next anyway so the average wait time (if you call is even honored) is 3 hours for your next game. Often however, people will deliberately forget you had called 'next' in the first place, so you may have to wait an additional hour or two before your first game.
1. No man, I ain't down to play here today, niggar ball is in full effect.

2. I am not down for niggar ball today. I just want to shoot around.
niggar ball by JoeOnTheGo June 1, 2006
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nigga ball 

Yo homie we playin' some nigga ball today?
nigga ball by pooshoe May 15, 2006

nigger ball 

Throw out most of the real basketball rules. The NBA now runs on NO "turning it over", NO "palming the ball", NO "walking two steps without a dribble", all these rule violations are now gone.
NBA Basketball no longer follows rules. Forget Larry Byrd, even Magic Johnson.
There is no PRO BASKETBALL with RULES.
IT IS NOW JUST NIGGER BALL.
Can you see anybody not palming the ball and doing a layup from center court. Impossible, but the refs allow it. It is not real basketball, it is nigger ball.
nigger ball by buddhaprince April 30, 2009

nigger ball 

A game that is played by white people in an area mostly populated with black people.

Instructions:
1) Drive around in a car with a ball, it can be any type of ball.
2) Roll down the windows and throw the ball at the black person of your choice
3) Yell "NIGGER!!!!" as you throw it.
4) If you miss, you have to get the ball.

5) If you hit him, drive like hell.

Rinse and repeat until you either get shot, arrested, or killed
I would play nigger ball, but I will most likely get shot or beat up playing it

Nigger Ball 

When you go out you grab a tennis ball.
If you see you a nigger, open the window scream "NIGGER!!" at the top of your lungs and throw the ball. There are three outcomes:
1)You hit him and get a point
2)You miss and have to retrieve the ball
3)He catches it and you have to go ask for it back
PERSON 1: You wanna play some nigger ball
PERSOn 2: Hell yeah brother, let's get some niggers
Nigger Ball by Chemotherapy August 4, 2019

Nigga ball jones

The strongest nigga in the order of nigger. He is omnipotent and has the ability to change in race and size.
If you eat your vegetables you might as strong as nigga ball jones
Nigga ball jones by Sackboy69 July 8, 2021

horny nigga ball tugging 

when a fucking horny ass nigga, really wants to tug your balls, or is tugging your balls right now while youre reading this

this is a part of cock and ball torture (CBT) which you can find on wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
my boy is right now horny nigga ball tugging me
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