nickel sack

A fictional amount of weed that dumbass police officers will accuse you of trying to buy when you were really making a reference to the band 'Nickelback'

Officer Doum Bass asked the boys which one of them was buying the weed for their boss?

The boys looked confused so Officer Bass clarified by stating "I clearly heard one of you mention a nickel sack"

They replied "Officer, we were talking about that guy over there who was blaring Nickelback on his stereo. Nickel sacks don't exist, now get your stupid ass out of here."

Faced with the embarassment of the situation Officer Bass shot both of the boys and dropped a baggie of weed with a nickel in it on each of their bodies.

nickel sack by Pherick June 26, 2014

Sack of Hot Nickels 

Ugly, fugly, busted

Damn! She looks like she got hit in the face with a sack of hot nickels

Sack of Hot Nickels by Keddin November 17, 2003

the nickelback effect 

When one dislikes something, without reason, simply because others dislike it.

Sam: I can't put my finger on it, but I really don't like Nicolas Cage! He just rubs me the wrong way.
Ben: I don't know, man, it sounds to me like you're suffering from a bad case of The Nickelback Effect.

the nickelback effect by Weezy3zy November 14, 2015

nickelbacked 

when you are about to leave the bar, and you buy a bunch of nickelback songs on the jukebox for the sorry folks you're leaving behind.

--"how you remind me is playing and i'm the only one here beside the bartender. :/"
--"sounds like you were just nickelbacked"

nickelbacked by enlightenme April 15, 2012

NickelBackBlumpkin 

The Act of receiving a bumpkin from a black girl in a port-a-potty

Joe: Gooley, is it true Sam finally became a man last night?

Gooley: No, all he got was a NickelBackBlumpkin.

Sam: Shut up, it got me tits!

NickelBackBlumpkin by Fricken May 18, 2010

Nickelback Greatest Hits Album

Nickelback got together and created a CD of there best hits, unfortunately in the end this CD was released with 0 songs on it, as Nickelback has no great hits

smith: "did you get that Nickelback Greatest Hits Album yet?"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"

Nickelback Greatest Hits Album by T-Unit45 October 31, 2009

Nickelback CD 

A Frisbee that looks like a CD.

What are you doing with that Nickelback CD?! Do not put that in my car! throw it.

Nickelback CD by Super Jonny X5000 Sex edition January 17, 2010