Nick Smith the kid to jerk off in a school bathroom cause he's gay af. The kind of Nick to have a small penis even smaller than an asian boy. The kind of Nick to know nothing about guns but be a liberal at the same time.
Me: Have you heard about that Nick Smith kid the one who jerks in the bathroom. random friend of me: yeah dude he's doing it right now in the stall next to me. Me: *hangs up phone* *busts in the bathroom stall door* somebody once told me Nick Smith was jerking off in this bathroom *in musical tone of smash mouth*
by Nidderfaddot May 21, 2018