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new generation emo individuals who are coming into an age of puberty and had old generation emos (OG's) as role models through their younger years and have built upon the emo code of conduct and intergrated and evolved the emo lifestyle with other various cliches and trends but still maintaining a firm emo basis involving cutting and listening to whiny music.

commonly found in malls, thrift stores, schoolyards, parks, really anywhere an emo would be found.. oh yes.. and traintracks.
i wish my lawn was neo emo so it would cut itself while watching hello kitty..
neo emo by -g0d. July 3, 2006
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pseudo-neo-emo 

What a modern day 'emo' really is. Emo music is actually defined by such bands as Rites of Spring, and was really just another subgenre of hardcore punk. Today's pseudo-neo-emo is just a digusting individual who looks at livejournal, cock-in-hand whilst crying about nelson mandela's death. Irony, it's a virtue.
emo: I enjoy my subgenre of hardcore punk
pseudo-neo-emo: *cuts wrist* oh how my life sucks so much that I steal my 'scene' from an already poor subgenre of punk.
true punk: 'oi, anarchy yeah!'
normal person: right.
pseudo-neo-emo by Defiler. January 15, 2008
Those emotionally basketcases that constantly use all the high intellect that they think they have have to figure out what Neopets is thinking, before, The Neopets Team itself posts the rest of the plot.They see one thing at a time because thats all their cognitive ability has processed and grown so far not realizing that their thinking, reasoning, remembering, imagining, or learning has not matured to its peak (name created by three neopains that play neopets but understand its an escape from reality guilded, cg, and music *full names not given to protect spam from NeoEmo's*
A. like a meteor fall on a web page and according to the NeoEmo world it is solid proof that Neopets has a New Sloth Plot going and nobody can finish the 1st one yet and they haven't given out the plot prizes on this on yet and yuyoo balls will be exploding as they are combating the meteor in the battledome!Example: B. people that think its the end of the world when www.neopets.com creates a new pot. C. People that spam boards will irrational explanations for a simple glitch in neopets. D. Teens that try to find out how to scam people on neopets not realizing neopoints don't create real money
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026