Idiotic, power tripping youth with the IQ and sex appeal of a wooden spoon covered in old bean juice and toast crumbs. Usually found at Air Training Corps in the form of NCO's.Think a stripe on their arm is the equivalent of a knighthood and throw their weight around like a whale on a waltza.
Come in many species such as Nark Heed Red Heed, Nark Heed bean pole, Nark Heed Baldy Coot and Nark Heed McVay.....all considered prime nark heeds.
by Florence Hopkins March 2, 2004