nalaskian pipeline

when a female freezes her shit then takes it and masturbates with it.

oh my god im so horny i lost my dildo... (takes a giant shit) next day yes yes yes ohhh yes!

that was the best nalaskian pipeline everr!

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Alaskian pipeline

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

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When you take a huge fucking shit into a condom put it in the freezer and then insert it into someone’s asshole

Josh: mully give me that alaskian pipeline
Mully: no we will get kicked out of the boys

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To put plastic wrap over toliet and take a shit. Wrap up log(shit)up and put in the freezer. When frozen use sexually on parnter" minus plastic wrap"

I asked my wife if I could give her an alaskian pipe line. She said, No! You can when hell freezes over. I told her, naw when the shit freezes.

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