myspace poser 

someone who'll post a picture of themselves on myspace from basically a different era in their lives, i.e. a really skinner period in their lives whereas now they're really fat and barley recognizable. A fake, false, posing individual.

Man, did you see Laura's myspace page?? She used that picture of herself back when she was in high school... Seven years ago and before she had 5 kids!!

Damn, what a myspace poser!!

myspace poser by cbugg February 3, 2008

myspace pose 

getting a little too much into posing for pictures.

ironically on the website myspace, almost every user has this same pose.

Wow! That girl's getting really into that myspace pose!

POSITION:
-eyes looking upward not toward camera
-arm in an awdward position: elbow out, peace sign directed to ones own side of face.
-pucker up lips

myspace pose by Lizzle Gio October 7, 2007

myspace pose 

the most commonly used pose for myspace poses, cliché especially in many teenage girls. Typically shows lips in a pout, and them making a peace sign. The picture is mostly taken from a downward pointing angel, or in the bathroom. Often photoshopped.

OMG, Kelly's new profile picture is so classic myspace pose, how unoriginal.

myspace pose by 2caroline2 March 11, 2009

myspace pose 

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their ]webcam] for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

Myspace poses can also be found on similar networking sites such as bebo and msn.

I've never been popular on myspace. Maybe if I do the myspace pose I will finally be accepted for who I am.

myspace pose by Jonny #W September 8, 2006

myspace pose 

The pose you see on mypsace, usually a fat chick, trying to hide her fat by looking UP at the camera, thus not showing her two to three chins.

Her myspace pose made me believe she was a super model, but when I met her in real life she was super sized.

myspace pose by Nacho Libre Dynamite October 24, 2008

official myspace pose 

its when you take a picture of just your head with the peace sign turned to the right and your lips are puckered. and you put that picture on myspace

"everyone has a picture of themselves with the official myspace pose!"

official myspace pose by carisaa January 9, 2008