dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.
sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.
oh, ok. i understand.
sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.
oh, ok. i understand.
by long john smellyballs August 20, 2009
A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg
by jaicarrrrr November 23, 2021