murder box

A creepy box full of spooky shit that might help you detect a fictional murderer!

I got this Murder Box in the mail and it literally scared the shit out of me! Seriously, I had to burn my favorite pair of pants so no one would know!

murder box by Billy Bing Bong November 19, 2017

Murder in a fuck box 

Murder in a fuck box

1. Term for extreme rough sex.

2. Anything you buy at KFC that comes in a box.

1.
Hey skeeter what are we doing tonight?

Well betty lou, it's gonna be murder in a fuck box tonight. Get the 39 gallon drum of lube.

Or

Hey Jethro how was your date last night?

Dude she was murder in a fuck box. My balls are still sore.

2.

Welcome to KFC what can I get you?

Yes I'll have the Murder in a Fuck Box please.

You want a side of cole slaw?

Murder in a fuck box by Vananono April 19, 2018

murderboner 

On a male, the physical effect of being aroused at the thought of extinguishing a human life.

An old lady crossed the street in front of my car and I got a murderboner at the thought of flooring it.

murderboner by Danny Valentine December 12, 2010

Murderboating 

The act of motorboating a woman's large cleavage and then getting choked (possibly to death) by said cleavage.

"You want to bury your face between my tits?"
"Sure, as long as you're not murderboating me"

"Hey have you seen Kyle lately?"
"Haven't you heard? He got murderboated last week!"

Murderboating by Pluto is not a Planet March 14, 2020

MurderBop 

To kill someone who's pissed you off;
Usually done with one strike

Im'a MurderBop that Bitch ass nigga

You finna get MurderBoped?

MurderBop by Kasheed Wallace July 10, 2011

Murderbone 

When you intend to murder someone, but end up boning them instead.

(Inspired by events from the end of Dexter S07E06)

"Wow, I can't believe Dexter just murderboned Hanna."

"Yeah, that's a classic murderbone."

Murderbone by DoktorZaius November 5, 2012