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muff muffin 

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Term derived from the ancient greeks, meaning someone who enjoys the muff.
Or also commonly used to describe someone of mental retardation.
Andrew Culp is the biggest muff muffin of life.. fosh!
muff muffin by AShley HARPER November 12, 2008
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muff muffin • Muff in Cuffs • The Muffin Man • Cherry-Muff-In • muff nugget • muff snuff • muff and buff • muff and puff • muff is cabbage • muff knuckle

Muff in Cuffs 

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A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.
I got so drunk last night with that Muff in Cuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.
Muff in Cuffs by MuffnCuffs March 17, 2008
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Cherry-Muff-In 

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When you fuck a virgin and her CHERRY pops while you're IN her MUFF. Put 'em together and you got a Cherry-Muff-In!
Angelina: Whoa you just popped my cherry!
Brad: Cool! What a wonderful cherry-muff-in!
Cherry-Muff-In by jessii666 January 27, 2010
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The Muff-in man

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Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes
Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man
The Muff-in man by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017
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muffmuffin 

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a lady who has a poofy pussy
yo i met this girl on tender and she had a muffmuffin
muffmuffin by vstaka September 6, 2023
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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