muff muffin 

A term derived from the latin word, "muffcake", but translated to english.
Short for your-stupid-and-you-think-you-know
-everything-but-
you-just-suck-at-life-and-need-to-die.

Can also be used in place of eff.(see examples)

"Andrew is the biggest muff muffin of life...fosh!"
or
"What the muff muffin are you doing?"

muff muffin by ASHLE HARPER December 1, 2006

muff muffin 

Term derived from the ancient greeks, meaning someone who enjoys the muff.
Or also commonly used to describe someone of mental retardation.

Andrew Culp is the biggest muff muffin of life.. fosh!

muff muffin by AShley HARPER November 12, 2008

Muff in Cuffs 

A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.

I got so drunk last night with that Muff in Cuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.

Muff in Cuffs by MuffnCuffs March 17, 2008

Cherry-Muff-In 

When you fuck a virgin and her CHERRY pops while you're IN her MUFF. Put 'em together and you got a Cherry-Muff-In!

Angelina: Whoa you just popped my cherry!
Brad: Cool! What a wonderful cherry-muff-in!

Cherry-Muff-In by jessii666 January 27, 2010

The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

The Muff-in man by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

muffmuffin 

a lady who has a poofy pussy

yo i met this girl on tender and she had a muffmuffin

muffmuffin by vstaka September 6, 2023