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mouldy sausage

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007
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moldy sausage transfer

where a girl vomits and shis on your dick and gives you oral sex and rubs it into your pubes and gooch
mary gave a moldy sausage transfer in detention to the principle
by mudfall March 30, 2009
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